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Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"