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What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

What did one plate say to the other plate?

"Dinner's on me."

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.