What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Beat It
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. It's a play on words, see? Michael Jackson has a song called "Beat It," but "beat it" also means like, "get lost." So, the joke is funny because of the, uh, double meaning and also he touch kids. You probably spend your free time sniffing glue.