Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Say Jokes
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
