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What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
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What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"