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Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?