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I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Memes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"