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So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀