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When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!