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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
so true lol
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."