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A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
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Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."