When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Say Jokes
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
