Say jokes

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.