Say jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
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When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.