What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Say Jokes
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
