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One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
My name says it all.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please