Say jokes

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”