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They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Person: Why? You: No.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.