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Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.