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Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.