Say jokes
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Person: Why? You: No.
Memes
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”