What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
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When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
