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What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.