Say "crack my finger" backwards.
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Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Person: Why? You: No.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
