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Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"