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What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!