I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number
I saw an off orphan and asked them if they had parent permission
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
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Comment anything if u like what u saw with gwen in her bra!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei:😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Zebra couldn't find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when he to the ocean it's still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
“I really hate cats” my friend replied with" you gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and he was getting bullied. I said "stand up for yourself"
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."
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I know where you live! I saw you before!
chirs I just saw 5 fat people and you are one of them
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I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out
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