Saw Jokes

Once upon a time there was an crow with a cheese in his mouth then a fox came and when he saw the piece of cheese he tried to trick the crow he said that the crow's voice was beautiful and then he said he wanted to hear him sing so the crow started singing and then the piece of cheese came into his mouth he said never trust anyone and then he walked away

I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the

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one day a man was walking in a ally when a crack head atakes him so then man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home when he gose to his wife she asks him if he saw her dad.

ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

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She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.

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Lil Johnny Looked A lil Bonny But then when he saw tommy he decided to bomb me

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

i saw a poor man and i gave him money and he said, nope i don,t need money so i gave him and he punch me for no reason.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golfclubs

I must of drove that chihuahua 300 yards

Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.