Saw jokes

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.