Saw jokes

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.