First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
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I saw Simba walking slowly....
I told him "Mufasa"
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
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the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
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In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
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I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
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When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees
