Saw

Saw Jokes

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

So one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I saw them hanging all day.

I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

"Bugger off" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.