a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
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One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
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a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
I saw a kid in the yard and i asked where are your parents. then i got fired from the orphanage
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw, The retarded kid yells see,saw because he sees a saw
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
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