Saw jokes

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Haha, you just saw sex!