Saw jokes

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.