your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
My friend said he saw a blind man I said did he LOOK nice
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
I was walking home then I saw a wait sign a man came and took me I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
