The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
your so ugly when a pig saw you he said yes my brother is back
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
