Saw jokes

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"