Saw jokes

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.

So I turned off the lights.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.