I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know