I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
