Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
