Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day, one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven
