A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Satire Jokes
Putin's Brain:
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Russia—the real joke.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
I am dark humor.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
