Satire jokes
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Memes
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Russia—the real joke.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I am dark humor.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.