What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Russia—the real joke.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
i am dark humour
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
