Satire jokes
Putin's Brain:
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Russia—the real joke.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
I am dark humor.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)