Satire jokes
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)