Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
