
Satire jokes
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
I am dark humor.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.