Putin's Brain:
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Russia—the real joke.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
i am dark humour
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
