Said Jokes

An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight

today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*

My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents

a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father

I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.

A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'

A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back

Your mom said can you get to the dick game