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looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.

PEOPLE SAID THAT KOBE COULD FLY SO HI BUT THAT DID NOT END WELL

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*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND

yo mama so big her belt size said equator

The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar

the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website

I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!