there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
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The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
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My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
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I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
