Said jokes
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"