Said jokes
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.