Said jokes

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

What did the skeleton say after dinner?

Bon appétit!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.