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Girlfriend's Dead Dog

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4 years ago
  • My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

    She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, you! Yeah, you, the dummy who doesn't get the joke. The girlfriend thought the first dog was still dead. The boyfriend just made things worse, like your jokes at parties. Sad!

    Categories

    • Dog
    • Girlfriend
    • Animal
    • Pet
    • Relationship

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    4 years ago

    Ungrateful

    SSizaeable Packrat

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