Sadness jokes
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
That's wheely (really) sad.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
your mom
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.