Sadness jokes
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
The rain is my tears.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.