Sadness jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Orphans are lonely.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?