Sadness jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I'm an orphan, lol.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
My life </3 XD :'(
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.