Sadness jokes

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

Depression hits harder than my dad.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?