submit a joke: my life
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
The rain is my tears.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
