Sadness jokes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Orphan, sorry.