Sadness jokes

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

The orphanage said I couldn't go home.

Your dad is gone.

My life.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?

The home screen.

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥