Sadness jokes
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
The rain is my tears.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
My love life.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.