Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
How many emo’s does it take to fix a lightbulb None because they just cry in the darkness
Where do orphan’s go when sad
Not there parents
