Sadness jokes

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?