Sadness jokes
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Memes
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.