Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Answer Because a orphan doesn’t have a family.
Its to long sorry >:)
What do you call a gay kid on fire
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Orphan, sorry.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
