Sadness jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
My life.