Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Sadness Jokes
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
