So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
My life.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
