Sadness jokes
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.