Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too get ran over by a truck
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
Why can’t orphan have horse
Because they run away like there mum did
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
