Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
