what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!! Orphan: What! No! Please no! Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Your so fat that I run around you for exercise
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
