Run Jokes

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

A meme featuring a funny caption above a cat. The text reads: "Man kills himself and runs away! Literally everyone". The cat in the image looks down, as if it's done something it regrets.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run

what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!