why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
So Duracell batteries do run out .
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
