Run jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».