New Run Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to

God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy

me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)

If you run next to a car you get TIRED, but if you run behind it you get EXHAUSTED

Ill be here all week.... sadly enough for you.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors

Why did the orphan run away?

They Wanted To Go Home

Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.

What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

What is a four leg animal called that can fly

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me

I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement

2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"

Jane replies with "I burnt to death."

Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"

Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."

Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."