What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
