Drive over jokes

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.